Testing Out a Three Day Cleanse

Pegged by curiosity, I decided to test out the Renew Life 3 Day Cleanse. This may or may not have anything to do with vacationing for 10 days which included lots of food and beer. I don’t generally agree with the idea of cleanses but again, curiosity. So I picked up a box of Renew Life 3 Day Cleanse and decided to test it out. The box reads “Total-Body Reset*” “Helps Eliminate Waste and Toxins*” “Reduce Bloating and Water Retention*” “Helps Restore Regularity*” “Promotes Digestive Wellness*”

Okay… interesting. Flip it over “Reset, refresh, and restore with 3-Day Cleanse, a quick, easy-to-use, advanced herbal cleanse and detox formula that works with your body’s natural metabolism to help eliminate waste and toxins, and relieve occasional bloating and constipation.* Get back to feeling like yourself again in just 3 days!*”

The use of asterisks is enough to insight quite a bit of doubt. But wait, read the ingredient list:

It seems a bit daunting with all of these ingredients. And I’ll admit a bit scary. So here’s the hard and fast version of what each of these ingredients are intended to do:

Milk Thistle Extract Seed: liver support

Taurine: liver support

Chlorella: toxic metal absorption

Burdock Extract: liver function, indigestion, and fatigue

Dandelion Extract: digestive system support

Horsetail Extract Herb: Kidney and bladder support

Red Clover Extract: indigestion

Turmeric Extract: digestive support

Wild Indigo Herb: immune support

Red Root Bark: digestive support

Cranberry Extract: kidney and bladder support

Hibiscus Flower: excretory system  support

Cape Aloe Leaf: laxative

Rhubarb Root: excretory system support

Marshmallow Root: excretory system support

Slippery Elm Bark: excretory system support

Triphala: digestive and excretory system support

 

There are some dietary guidelines to follow while doing this. I didn’t struggle with them because it basically outlined my normal diet. You can read them here. One other requirement is to drink half your body weight in oz of water. I easily drank way more than this because I became so thirsty during this cleanse that I was almost constantly drinking water.

So for three days, morning and night, I took these “cleansing” capsules.  The first point I should make is, these capsules are not going to make you a brand new person. They provide minor relief for those times when we all feel constipated, bloated, etc. That being said here a few things I’ve noticed:

  • your thirst will be insatiable; drink as much water as you can
  • you’re going to poop, a lot. (but not in a diarrhea sense, just that you’ll probably have 3 normal poops in a day)
  • you’re going to pee a lot, mostly because you are drinking so much water.

So aside from ridding your body of waste, the real MVP here is water. Moral of the story, just drink a lot of water. It’s amazing how you different you feel after just spending a day drinking more water. I drank nearly 2 liters of water everyday before doing this cleanse, which is quite a lot but drinking even more water, I can feel a difference.